I got 36 expressions!
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And that’s six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me why don’t they give me a lift?
Well, it must be a plot!
‘Cause their scared that I got…such a gift?
Well, I’m miffed

Cause I’m
The Greatest Star
I am by far!
But no one knows it–OY
They’re gonna hear a voice
A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh)
They’ll cheer each toot
(Hey, that kid is terrific, mmm)
When I expose it
(Now can’t ya see to look at me that)
I’m a natural Camille.
As Camille I just feel
I’ve so much to offer
(Hey, listen kid I know I’d be divine because)
I’m a natural cougher
(ahoo, aheh, ahay)
Some ain’t got it, not a lump
I’m a great big clump of talent
Laugh!
(ha ha ha ha)
They’ll bend in half
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the jokes!)
A thousand faces
I reiterate
When you’re gifted, then you’re gifted
These are facts
I’ve got no axe to grind
Hey, whaddaya blind?
In all of the world so far
I’m the greatest star

No autographs, please.
Ya think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?
I should say not.
Any minute now they’re gonna be out.
Finished!
Then it’ll be my turn
hmph!

Who is the pip with pizzazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamourous as?
Who’s an American beauty rose?
With an American beauty NOSE!!!
And ten American beauty toes?
Eye on the target and wham
One shot. One gun shot and BAM!
Hey Mister Keeney!
Here I am!

I’m the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
That’s why I was born
I’ll blow my horn
Till someone blows in
I gotta break the lights
Gotta flash of light
I’ll flicker then flare up!
All the world’s gonna stare up!
Looking down you’ll never see me,
Try the sky cause that’ll be me!

I can make ‘em cry!
I can make ‘em sigh!
Someday they’ll clamor for my drama
Have ya guessed YET!
Who’s the best yet?
If ya ain’t, I’ll tell ya one more time
You’ll bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest
Staaaaaaar!

It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone
It’s not unusual to have fun with anyone
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It’s not unusual to see me cry
Oh, I wanna die.

It’s not unusual to go out at any time
But when I see you out and about, it’s such a crime
If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone
It’s not unusual – it happens every day
No matter what you say
You find it happens all the time!
Love will never do
What you want it to
Why can’t this crazy love be mine?

It’s not unusual to be mad with anyone
It’s not unusual to be sad with anyone
But if I ever find that you’ve changed at anytime
It’s not unusual to find out I’m in love with you.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh

You can’t stop an avalanche as it races down the hill
You can try to stop the seasons, girl, but you know you never will
And you can try to stop my dancing feet, but I just cannot stand still!
‘Cause the world keeps spinnin’ round and round
And my heart’s keepin’ time to the speed of the sound
I was lost ’til I heard the drums, then I found my way

‘Cause you can’t stop the beat
Ever since this whole world began
A woman found out if she shook it, she could shake up a man
And so I’m gonna shake and shimmy it the best that i can today
‘Cause you can’t stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky
You can wonder, if you wanna, but I’ll never ask why
And if you try and hold me down I’m gonna spit in your eye and say
That you can’t stop the beat!

You can’t stop the river as it rushes to the sea
You can try to stop the hands of time, but you know it just can’t be!
And if they try to stop us, Seaweed, I’ll call the N double A C P
Cause the world keeps spinnin round and round
And my heart’s keepin time to the speed of sound
I was lost ’til I heard the drums, then I found my way

Cause you cant stop the beat!
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman like to shake it on a Saturday night
and so I’m gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today
Cause you cant stop the motion of the ocean, or the rain from above
you can try to stop the paradise we’re dreamin of
But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay
Cause you cant stop the beat!

You can’t stop my happiness, cause I like the way I am
And you just can’t stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas Ham!
So if you don’t like the way I look, well, I just dont give a damn!
Cause the world keeps spinnin’ round and round
and my hearts keepin time to the speed of sound
I was lost ’til I heard the drums, then I found my way
Cause you cant stop the beat
Ever since this whole world began
A woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man
and so I’m gonna shake and shimmy it the best that I can today!
Cause you can’t stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky
You can wonder, if you wanna, but I’ll never ask why
And if you try and hold me down, I’m gonna spit in your eye and say
That you can’t stop the beat!

Oh, Oh, Oh
You can’t stop today [No!]
As it comes speeding down the track [oooh, child yes!]
Yesterday is history [be gone!]
And it’s never comin back! [Look ahead, cause…]
Tomorrow is a brand new day, and it don’t know white from black [YEAH!]
‘Cause the world keeps spinnin’ round and round
And my heart’s keepin time to the speed of sound
I was lost til I heard the drums, then I found my way
‘Cause you cant stop the beat!
Ever since we first saw the light,
A man and woman like to shake it on a Saturday night
And so I’m gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today!
Cause you cant stop the motion of the ocean, or the rain from above
They can try to stop the paradise we’re dreamin of
But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay
Cause you can’t stop the beat!

Aah, aah, aah,
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh ahh
Ever since we first saw the sun
A man and woman like to shake it when the day is done
And so we’re gonna shake and shimmy it and have some fun today!
Cause you can’t stop the Motion of the ocean or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise were dreamin of
But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay!

You cant stop the beat! (you cant stop the beat)
You cant stop the beat! (you cant stop the beat)
YOU CANT STOP THE BEAT!

Welcome Christmas come this way
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus
Welcome, welcome dahoo damus
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas bring your cheer
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome all Whos far and near
Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus
Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus
Christmas day will always be
Just so long as we have we
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas bring your light
(hum next two lines…
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus
Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus
Welcome Christmas while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome welcome Christmas Day…
Welcome, welcome X-mas day….

When marimba rhythms start to play dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze, bend with me
Sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me, stay with me
Sway with me

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violins long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

(break)

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violins long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how sway me smooth
Sway me now

When marimba rhythms start to play dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze, bend with me
Sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me, stay with me
Sway with me

When marimba start to play, hold me close, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze, bend with me
Sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me, stay with me
Sway with me

Why oh why oh why oh
Why did I ever leave Ohio?
Why did I wander to find what lies yonder?
When life was so cosy at home
Wondrin’ why I wander
Why did I fly, why did I roam?
Oh why oh why oh did I leave Ohio?
Maybe I’d better go
O-H-I-O
Maybe I’d better go home

Why did I wonder
To find what lies yonder?
Life was so cosy at home
Wondrin’ why I wander
Why did I fly, why did I roam?
Oh why oh why oh did I leave Ohio?
Maybe I’d better go
O-H-I-O
Maybe I’d better go home

It’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go,
No one will know,
Come on girl.
Who cares if we’re trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow,
Shots of patron,
And it’s on girl.

Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll go, go, go, go-go.
If you’re ready, like I’m ready.

Cause it’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

I’ll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So whatcha wanna do?
Let’s just run girl.

If we wake up and you wanna break up that’s cool.
No, I won’t blame you;
It was fun girl.

Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll go, go, go, go-go.
If you’re ready, like I’m ready.

Cause it’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Just say I do,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby. x2

Cause it’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

[Verse 1]
Her eyes, her eyes
make the stars look like they’re not shining
Her hair, her hair
falls perfectly without her trying
She’s so beautiful
And I tell her everyday (yeah)

I know, I know
When I compliment her she won’t believe me
And it’s so, it’s so
Sad to think that she don’t see what I see
But everytime she asks me “Do I look okay?”
I say

[Chorus]
When I see your face
There’s not a thing that I would change
‘Cause you’re amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
‘Cause girl you’re amazing
Just the way you are

[Verse 2]
Her lips, her lips
I could kiss them all day if she let me
Her laugh, her laugh
she hates but I think it’s so sexy
She’s so beautiful
And I tell her everyday

Oh you know, you know, you know
I’d never ask you to change
If perfects what you’re searching for
Then just stay the same
So don’t even bother asking if you look okay
‘Cause you know I’ll say

[Chorus]
When I see your face
There’s not a thing that I would change
‘Cause you’re amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
‘Cause girl you’re amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are