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		<title>Oh my god!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were three nuns talking and one nun said, &#8220;I was cleaning the priest&#8217;s chamber, and I found some Playboy magazines under his pillow, so I burned them.&#8221; The nuns looked at each other and the next one said, &#8220;That&#8217;s nothing, I found a box of condoms in his drawer, so I poked little holes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Ways To Annoy People</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write &#8220;for sensual massage.&#8221; 3. Specify that your drive-through order is &#8220;to go.&#8221; 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of &#8220;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip&#8230;&#8221; 5. If you have a glass eye, tap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Satan and the young man</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, Satan was out for a walk through Hell, making sure things were running smoothly. When he got to the Lake of Fire, he saw a man sitting by the lake, relaxing in a lawn chair, and not sweating or looking uncomfortable at all. Perplexed, Satan approached the man and asked: &#8220;Young man, are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 guys in a car</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 16:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control. So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birth control pills</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 16:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s smartest man?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 16:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. &#8220;There are only enough [...]]]></description>
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